~ Jon Snow knows where to put it ~

Yep. They put me in charge of the music for one of our parties. 

Well, for a bit of the beginning of the party.

I kind of got kicked out after a while. For unknown reasons…

First of all, to the people who actually clicked ‘Read more’

Seriously, you all should know by now it’s just a long winded answer under here. Look at your life. Look at your choices. You have to go back!!!

Aaanywho, I had a shit load of WWF entrance themes. (That’s how long ago it was. When WWE was called WWF)

Every time someone walked in I’d play a theme song xD

Eddie and Calvin were my scouts. Signalling who was coming.

We thought we were hilarious. Because we were.

• Jazzy = HHH’s The Game Theme
• Blamez = Mr Ass’s I’m an Ass Man Theme
• Dan = Vince’s No Chance Theme
• Nette = Kane’s Big Red Machine Theme
• Des = Chyna’s Who I Am Theme
• Cee = Mick Foley’s Car Crash (Oh my god she hated it. I got her EVERY time she entered. Because her reaction was the most entertaining. She’s the only one who didn’t laugh, at some point. Seriously, if looks could kill, I wouldn’t have survived that party)
• Everyone Else = Big Show Theme “Weeeeeeeeeell. Well it’s the Big Shoooooow” (Honestly, who wouldn’t want to walk in with a BadAss entrance theme like that? Oh yeah, the people I played the it for. Ungrateful Bastards)

Basically, if we were close and you liked wrestling, your theme was personalised. I was choosing their least favourite wrestlers or themes that I thought was funny for their entrance e.g Des & Chyna’s theme XD, but at least they had their own xD

I even punk’d Jaz. I played The Rocks theme (he was her fave) when she walked in, then she smiled and went “Thaaat’s riiight” Then I was like “Oh shit wrong song” and played HHH’s theme.

Ahhhh all of the “Fuck you” “You’re not even funny” “Turn that shit off” I got. 

Good times. Goooood times :D

DJ Smartarse at your service ;)