And then laugh at the look on my face because she knew I had no idea what she was saying

But I kicked theirs at Tekken and Need for Speed

*phone rings*
Sis: Hello
Beks: Hello. Is Jenna there?
Sis: Yep. Hold on. JENNA! PHONE! OMG! JENNA! YOU HAVE A FRIEND!
Me: Haha shut up. Hello
Sis: EVERYONE! JENNA HAS A FRIEND
Bro: JENNA! GET THAT BONE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. THAT’S FOR THE DOG!
Me: We don’t even have a dog, besides you two
Bro: JENNA! GO GET YOUR UNDIES OFF THE LINE!
Beks: hahahahaha
Me: Yeah, this is why I ring you

When either one of them called ‘Jenna-Lee’ I knew I was in deep shit

and run the risk of it blowing inside out on me

So, I slid down on my butt because I figured I was eventually going to fall
And my group was laughing like ‘haha look at Jenna’
Until they started slipping
Then some copied me

And here’s a picture I took the last time I was there, which was in 2007, at my favourite beach. ~ Muri Beach ~

*in front of her friends*
Me: Hey Chardy! Your mama wants you
Chard: It’s Cee
Me: Ooohhhh sorry. My bad. Hey Chardonnay! Your mum wants you!
Chard: hahaha You egg

Because we’re cool like that

Unfortunately, it was the target of the person who was next to me

My sister was having a drink with her mates and blasting her music when one of her songs started skipping
So, to save her from embarrassment I yelled out “REEEEEEEEMIX!!”
