Just got back from my baby nephew Blakey boy’s 1st birthday at Lollipop Land
He didn’t even wait for his guests to arrive before he tipped all the chips on the table and started eating them
Then when Blamie moved the chips away he just ate the cups
I had to wrap my nephew’s present
My mum thought I was being creative but actually the wrapping ripped and I was too lazy to re-wrap the whole thing so I put the gold wrapping over the tear
Interrupting my queue because look what the delivery dude dropped off
Right before course, delivery dude? Not cool
I caught my brother on my facebook page, chatting to our cousin going ‘woof woof hahahaha woof woof’
Then I said 'you're not funny' and logged him into my sister’s account to get him off mine and that same cousin, thinking it was my sister, chatted and he goes
'Hey cuz. I think you're sister's drunk or on drugs. She was chatting to me a few minutes ago and was barking and laughing'
I told my nephew not to get changed in my room after his shower and of course the little rat wanted to be funny and get changed in my room
So, while he was behind me getting dressed I clicked on youtube, moved over slightly and said "People of youtube. I present to you, Undie Boy"
And he cried and ran out of my room screaming "YOU’RE NOT FUNNY, JENNA! TAKE IT DOWN! I’M TELLING MY DAD"