I caught my brother on my facebook page, chatting to our cousin going ‘woof woof hahahaha woof woof’
Then I said ‘you’re not funny’ and logged him into my sister’s account to get him off mine and that same cousin, thinking it was my sister, chatted and he goes
‘Hey cuz. I think you’re sister’s drunk or on drugs. She was chatting to me a few minutes ago and was barking and laughing’
I told my nephew not to get changed in my room after his shower and of course the little rat wanted to be funny and get changed in my room
So, while he was behind me getting dressed I clicked on youtube, moved over slightly and said “People of youtube. I present to you, Undie Boy”
And he cried and ran out of my room screaming “YOU’RE NOT FUNNY, JENNA! TAKE IT DOWN! I’M TELLING MY DAD”
You know you’ve got the Bestest mum ever when you text her that you left your wallet at home and she catches a bus to bring it to you
- Me: Important text: I need to pee
- Becca: hahaha Thanks for sharing that
- Me: You're welcome
Baby Talia was sucking her hand, then she looked at me and slapped me with a fist full of goobs
For most of the episode I was like
Then the last few seconds….
That awkward moment when your family members were having a squabble in front of you and you’re just sitting there trying not to laugh
