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The little Pikky Gal is interrupting my queue to say:
My mum asked me to wrap the kids presents and she got this as part of my baby niece’s. It’s soooooo cute. I asked for it but she said no
Just got back from my baby nephew Blakey boy’s 1st birthday at Lollipop Land
He didn’t even wait for his guests to arrive before he tipped all the chips on the table and started eating them
Then when Blamie moved the chips away he just ate the cups
I had to wrap my nephew’s present
My mum thought I was being creative but actually the wrapping ripped and I was too lazy to re-wrap the whole thing so I put the gold wrapping over the tear